On Thursday, I was on RyeBread Radio. I had a great time, the results of which can be heard here.

Tonight, I’ll be doing comedy at Blatantly Blasphemous Stand Up. It’s at The Bar 10 Doors by UIC at 9pm. The free show will have myself, Charlie Lind, Eliot Rahal, Lauren Vino, and Bill Cruz. That’s a super funny line-up.

Wednesday from 6-9pm on the ETC stage, I’ll be performing as part of Love Lift Them Up Where They Belong. It’s $25 because the money goes to help one of The Second City Training Center’s instructors, Judy Fabjance, pay for her breast cancer medical expenses and to finish her breast reconstruction. Also performing will be: Andy Eninger, The Tim and Micah Project, John Cates, Gellman and O’Malley, The Playboys (Susan Messing, Rachael Mason, Kate Duffy), GayCo, Schadenfreude, Dan Telfer, and the cast of the ETC.

Hrm…I wanted the title to be the non-existent past tense verb form of “comedy”. Instead, it looks like I’m trying to combine the words comedy and died.

I’m keeping it because I did both last night. I performed as Chucklefck’s contribution to the Ingenuity Festival in Cleveland. The performance was a contest of sorts. The best performer out of the group of three comedians at each show would perform in a “best of fest” show on Hilarities on Wednesday.

I did awesome at my performance. It was a set quite similar to this one. However, I was not deemed “best” and comedied from the competition. Which I am totally okay with because 1) I have another awesome show on Wednesday on the ETC stage and 2) I lost to a pair of very funny twins named The Lucas Brothers from NYC:

Look at those guys! They could of just stood there for 10 minutes, and I would have deemed them best of fest. Fun fact: they actually don’t intentionally try to dress similar, the twin telepathy makes them do it.  I gladly cede best of fest to these dudes. They were great.

Tonight, I’m going to my 15 year high school reunion in Avon Lake. It’ll be fun. Hopefully, I’ll get some jokes out of it before I bail to head over to see more comedy at the Ingenuity Festival. At the very least, going to my reunion will give me a good measure of how wealthy I could have been had I decided to tamp down my dreams and supplant them with THE AMERICAN DREAM™. I’ll be sure to let you know how many houses, cars, babies, and dogs they’ve amassed.

I’ll be doing stand-up comedy as part of the Ingenuity Festival in Cleveland, OH this weekend. I’ll be appearing on Friday at 11pm. There will be a twitter feed while I perform so you can passively heckle @thebryanchamp while I’m up there. But I would prefer it if you just sent tweeted good vibes and boob pics.

This is going to be a fun festival. It takes place under the Detroit-Superior Bridge. Yes, I’m doing comedy under a bridge. I’ve finally self actualized myself into a troll. Come see it for yourself.